Quests

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⬣//Quests

⬣//We Chop All Day and We Yeet All Night
_{Requester: Jack}

Frankly, you think it’s a shame people don’t appreciate trees as much as they should. To prove them wrong, a local lumberjack has crawled out of the woodwork to answer your prayers and help you spread the good word of trees to all of Fragment.

The lumberjack shares a thousand years of secrets and tricks with you that have been passed down from generation to generation, and by the time your chat is through, you’re confident you can prove to everyone why trees are not to be taken lightly.

_{Rewards: New Ability "Tree Hugger"}

You gain the ability to grow trees anywhere, even on top of buildings and environments totally not suited for plantlife. You can then uproot these trees with your bare hands and throw them at the enemy. It’s not easy to aim with a whole ass tree, but if you manage to strike your target, you’re guaranteed a critical hit and they’re guaranteed to suffer with allergies for the next week. You’ll also be given a lumberjack outfit of your very own. Beard not included.

⬣//For That Which We Crave
_{Requester: The Packing Man}

You wake with a start. What was that sound…? It sounded like a growl, deep and rumbling. You hear the sound again and realize it’s your stomach that’s bellowing so monstrously. You are hungry. So very, very hungry. With fork in hand, you make a beeline for the Chaos Gate and select a random set of keywords. It doesn’t matter which. All that matters is filling your empty belly.

You find yourself compelled to eat every monster you come across, and you do. You don’t know what feat of physicality allows you to shove a whole monster into your gullet and swallow it whole, but that sure is a thing you’re capable of now. With your hunger sated, you realize that you’ve now acquired the element of whatever monster you just ate. For better or worse, you’ll be back to your regular god-given element after one battle. Start the vore!

_{Rewards: New Ability "Start the Vore"}

You can eat any monster that is of a lower level than you. Phase monsters inedible. Seriously, do not put them in your mouth. You also gain an appropriately sized utensil for the job and a bib to keep your armor nice and clean.

⬣//Here, I Plant My Roots
_{Requester: Kaede}

An elegant young woman sits within Moon Tree’s @ home and tends to a withering Zelkova tree. She introduces herself as Kaede and explains that she’s traveled from a place unknown to care for what remains of the tree, but it seems its days are numbered. The tree stands bare, its leaves crumbling and falling onto the soil below.

“I don’t want to see Master Zelkova’s precious tree wither away,” she says mournfully. “No matter how much I water it, it refuses to drink. Please... offer some kind words to Master Zelkova. Through his precious tree, your prayers might yet reach him.”

_{Rewards: Zelkova’s Omikuji}

Keep this charm on your person to take a mortal blow in your place. This item breaks after one use and cannot be traded or enhanced. Limit one per player.

⬣//Rock My World
_{Requester: Cassandra}

You feel the earth lightly shake and tremble beneath your feet. What might be the root of the unusual vibrations...? A faceless woman in dark bridal veils approaches from the shadows and tells you a tale of a dark, spherical stone that can tell the future, but could her claims be true?

Following the trail of breadcrumbs she lays out for you will lead you to Δ Guttering Eternal Stonehenge, a deep chasm shrouded in darkness. Nothing you do will illuminate this space, and as you mine deeper into the dark hole, your HP slowly dwindles. If you’re lucky, you’ll manage to elude death and return to the surface with a special prize.

_{Rewards: The fabled Future Stone}

Give it a shake and see what lies in store for you. On any given day, the stone will give you two outcomes: “We’re so back” or “we’re so fucked”. The positive outcome will grant you good luck for the day while the negative outcome will do the opposite.

⬣//Hunt for the King Fish
_{Requester: Sky Fish Maestro}

You’ve heard tales in Naval Monte of a great scaled beast tormenting the peddlers who do their business along the bridge leading into the city. This creature is said to stand at eight stories tall with more eyes dotting its body than you can count.

In order to catch this terrifying beast, you’ll need at least five able-bodied fishermen on your side. This is not a quest for the antisocial or the faint of heart!

_{Rewards: The Great Beast skin}

This skin requires a minimum of two players to equip, and with each additional player, the beast grows longer. There is no upper limit to the number of people who can join in on the fun.

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⬣//The Legend of the Yaoi
_{Requester: "Hien"}

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"I would like to expand my horizons and discover new literary genres. I heard there was a famous book in ΔDelicious Forbidden Bum. Please go there, retrieve the book, and come back and discuss it with me!"

The NPC is dressed similarly to this Head Admin some of you have become familiar with, but the details are lacking, as if their avatar wasn't fully thought out. And oddly enough... it even looks like they've got a wig on. Huh. They're also incredibly agreeable to whatever you ask them and uncharacteristically helpful.

This definitely isn't the Hien that's been around. Maybe this is some kind of punishment for a lack of professionalism.

_{Rewards: "Weapon" Skin}

Whether or not this strange "Hien" is a cause of concern for you, you will obtain a new weapon skin for completing this quest. Lucky you!

YOUR REWARD.

Blade Brandier: Whip Sword. There's nothing kinkier — and deadlier — than a sword that doubles as a whip. Take care not to hurt yourself with this one... unless you're into that sort of thing.

Twin Blade: Twink Blades. These slim blades might snap if you thrust them into monsters too aggressively. Be gentle. They're delicate!

Wavemaster: Disco Stick. Would you like to take a ride on my disco stick? I promise it won't hurt... much.

Macabre Dancer: Burlesque Fans. A pair of massive feathery fans to titillate your enemies with.

Edge Punisher: Enhanced Yaoi Oar. (Version One, Version Two) If the yaoi oar wasn't sexy enough, why don't you take the Enhanced Yaoi Oar for a spin? This chainsaw blade's teeth are all miniature yaoi paddles, allowing you to smack your opponent hundreds of times over with a single strike.

Flick Reaper: Flaccid Reaper. For some reason, the blade on this scythe just won't stay hard. This never happens, I swear!

Harvest Cleric: Magic Wand. Hey. Why is it vibrating...?

Lord Partizan: "Corn" On The Cob. Oh god, this one vibrates too! Who is in charge of quality control here?

Shadow Warlock: My Little Seme Can't Be This Gap Moe! A book detailing the romantic adventures of a bookish college student and his forbidden romance with his hulking, muscular chemistry professor. A must read.

Steam Gunner: Milk Gun. You can make it squirt across the room, baby!

Tribal Grappler: Yaoi Hands. They're big. They're veiny. They might even be hairy. Ukes the world over: watch out!

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⬣//Idiot Sandwich
_{Requester: Hien}

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"I forwarded all the food feedback to the devs from last patch. Be good beta testers and help me taste test to see if they improved them."

To succeed in this challenge, you must cook a special meal for Hien. Presentation matters, so it must look beautiful: the plate has to be well-proportioned and designed. Remember, color is important in meals! Don't forget to defend the meal you've cooked either. Hien is a tough grader, so make sure you can defend it well.

_{Rewards: Chef Outfit Skin + Pomchi (Special Reward)}

If you manage to succeed in impressing Hien, you will win a new skin—a chef outfit!

Those who manage to significantly impress Hien will win an extra prize in the name of a cute little black Pomchi too! If you ask nicely enough, he might even give you a different breed of dog.

However a special reward means that you should be careful in what you present to him. Failure can mean earning Hien's wrath, and you wouldn't want that... would you?