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CyberConnect Corporation ([personal profile] cccorp) wrote 2023-11-04 03:05 pm (UTC)

//The Legend of the Yaoi
Requester: "Hien"

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"I would like to expand my horizons and discover new literary genres. I heard there was a famous book in ΔDelicious Forbidden Bum. Please go there, retrieve the book, and come back and discuss it with me!"

The NPC is dressed similarly to this Head Admin some of you have become familiar with, but the details are lacking, as if their avatar wasn't fully thought out. And oddly enough... it even looks like they've got a wig on. Huh. They're also incredibly agreeable to whatever you ask them and uncharacteristically helpful.

This definitely isn't the Hien that's been around. Maybe this is some kind of punishment for a lack of professionalism.

Rewards: "Weapon" Skin

Whether or not this strange "Hien" is a cause of concern for you, you will obtain a new weapon skin for completing this quest. Lucky you!

YOUR REWARD.


Blade Brandier: Whip Sword. There's nothing kinkier — and deadlier — than a sword that doubles as a whip. Take care not to hurt yourself with this one... unless you're into that sort of thing.

Twin Blade: Twink Blades. These slim blades might snap if you thrust them into monsters too aggressively. Be gentle. They're delicate!

Wavemaster: Disco Stick. Would you like to take a ride on my disco stick? I promise it won't hurt... much.

Macabre Dancer: Burlesque Fans. A pair of massive feathery fans to titillate your enemies with.

Edge Punisher: Enhanced Yaoi Oar. (Version One, Version Two) If the yaoi oar wasn't sexy enough, why don't you take the Enhanced Yaoi Oar for a spin? This chainsaw blade's teeth are all miniature yaoi paddles, allowing you to smack your opponent hundreds of times over with a single strike.

Flick Reaper: Flaccid Reaper. For some reason, the blade on this scythe just won't stay hard. This never happens, I swear!

Harvest Cleric: Magic Wand. Hey. Why is it vibrating...?

Lord Partizan: "Corn" On The Cob. Oh god, this one vibrates too! Who is in charge of quality control here?

Shadow Warlock: My Little Seme Can't Be This Gap Moe! A book detailing the romantic adventures of a bookish college student and his forbidden romance with his hulking, muscular chemistry professor. A must read.

Steam Gunner: Milk Gun. You can make it squirt across the room, baby!

Tribal Grappler: Yaoi Hands. They're big. They're veiny. They might even be hairy. Ukes the world over: watch out!


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