SHILL MY GUILD

⬣//GUILD RECRUITMENT CONTEST

⬣//Put your best boot forward

Shill My Guild™ is a guild recruitment contest hosted by CyberConnect Corporation in celebration of the release of, you guessed it, guilds! Guild leaders are given an opportunity to spread the good word of their humble guild and recruit likeminded players to their cause... but if that were all, this wouldn't be much of a contest, would it?

Aspiring guild leaders will take to the stage on August 12th and pimp their ride guilds to the masses. Prospective guildies and curious parties alike will then be given the floor to interview these starry-eyed leaders and ask them whatever pressing questions are on their minds. "Can my cat join? Will there be fun and games? How many times do you use a towel before you wash it?" There's no limit to the invasive questions you may be asked, so be prepared to answer them all with style and poise!

⬣//It's a contest, right? Are there prizes?

Of course! Any contest worth its salt has fabulous prizes to be won. The potential rewards are as follows:

First place:

An illustration of your guild leader's Grunty lovingly rendered by our beloved Fawn! Here's an example. Additionally, you'll win a full style upgrade for your guild, allowing you to change the design and furnishings of your guild's @home. Your guild members will also be given a full style upgrade for their personal private guild rooms. Finally, you'll win a custom banner that will fly outside of your guild's @home.

Second place:

A full style upgrade for your guild's @home and a full style upgrade for each of your member's private rooms. You'll get the custom banner as well.

Participation prize:

A custom banner to fly outside of your guild's @home.

⬣//I'm in. How do I participate?

Simply fill out the form below to submit your guild to the contest. Forms are due by August 9th @12pm EST, so don't delay! All comments to this entry are screened.

⬣//Form

Fill out the following form and post it below. No exceptions will be made for late entries! These forms will be publicly displayed for the discernment of the masses on the August 12th, so choose your words wisely... or don't. Be as embarrassing and cringe as you want. We're not here to judge.

GUILD NAME: What is your guild's name? 20 character limit, no special characters, spaces allowed.
GUILD LEADER: Who's in charge?
MISSION STATEMENT: A brief statement describing the purpose of your guild and, if applicable, what noble causes it stands for.
AUDIENCE: What kinds of people do you want in your guild? Who are you trying to appeal to?
GENERAL VIBES: What kind of energy does your guild bring to the table? Immaculate vibes? Rancid vibes?
ANYTHING ELSE? Anything else you want people to know about your guild? Beg for votes or carry on about how great your guild is here.

<b>GUILD NAME:</b> <b>GUILD LEADER:</b> <b>MISSION STATEMENT:</b> <b>AUDIENCE:</b> <b>GENERAL VIBES:</b> <b>ANYTHING ELSE?</b>

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VERSION UPDATE 1.5

⬣//WHAT'S NEW IN 1.5?

Guilds have arrived!

Gather your friends! Take to the streets of Mac Anu in search of fresh blood! Guilds have been patched into version 1.5 and are now available. We even have a shiny new section on the FAQ for them! Now if only you had some friends...

Pimp My Guild™

A guild recruitment contest is being hosted in Mac Anu on 8/12 with a number of exclusive and fabulous prizes available! For more information and to join in the chaos, check out the details here.

New area unlocked: Lumina Cloth

A new Root Town is available! Lumina Cloth is a city of bright lights and towering skyscrapers cloaked in perpetual nightfall. While the sights and sounds of vibrant nightlife make it a must see for many, Lumina Cloth's real draw is its multiple PvP arenas and casinos. As an aside, did you know that PvP is always enabled in Lumina Cloth...?

A curious bug

A number of bugs and player exploits have been patched out of the game, but it's inevitable that fixing one thing will lead to another breaking. Some crafty players may realize that it's now possible to equip other players as weapons. Someone might want to inform an admin...

It's all German to me

Remember that curious scrap of paper that was found in Mac Anu's clock tower? On its torn, barely legible pages are the first few verses of a German poem. Thanks to Sinclair's efforts, the scrap has been translated! It reads as follows:

Unknown where the Cursed Wave was born…
After the stars doth cross the heavens,
The sky in the East doth darken and air doth fill with mourning.
From the chosen land beyond the forest, a sign of the wave comes.

It seems there's more to the poem than what is written on that single scrap of paper, but where might more be found?

Culinary "delights"

A number of strange new "foods" have sprung up across Areas everywhere. What happens if you eat one? Try it and find out for yourself! You get the distinct impression that these new culinary delights were not meant for human consumption.

Wanted dead or alive: Yaoi

The previously empty Quest Board in Mac Anu now has a single quest pinned to it. You can find details regarding the quest here.

In today's news...

The latest addition of World News Roundup is out. Give it a read and see what you've been missing while neck-deep in Fragment. While you're at it, why don't you log out for a bit? Touch some grass?

⬣//NOTES

⬣ Your second event goes live 8/12/23 at 12PM EST.

⬣ Your news & update post goes live 8/19/23.

⬣ Contact a mod with any questions or concerns.

⬣ Follow theworldrpg for updates.

WORLD NEWS ROUNDUP: AUGUST 5TH, 2000.

>>Article One // >>Article Two // >>Article Three // >>Notes

⬣//Surgeons Successfully Perform Remote Surgery

In an unprecedented medical experiment, a team of skilled surgeons has achieved a remarkable feat by successfully performing remote surgery on a banana. The groundbreaking procedure, hailed as a testament to modern medical technology, has opened up new possibilities for the future of remote surgery.

The experiment, conducted at a leading medical research institution in the United States, involved a team of experienced surgeons remotely controlling robotic surgical instruments to perform a series of intricate surgical maneuvers on a banana specially prepared for the procedure. Cutting-edge technology, including high-speed internet connections, high-precision robotic arms, and advanced VR were the main stars of this experiment. The hi-tech VR (provided by CyberConnect Corporation) allowed the surgeons to use real-time feedback as they performed surgery on the banana, allowing for more precise and accurate movements of their surgical tools.

However, this experiment doesn't stop with the results, as the implications of remote surgery are far-reaching. It could allow experienced surgeons to lend their expertise to underserved regions, offering life-saving procedures to patients who would otherwise have limited access to specialized medical care. It also opens up new avenues for surgical training, where aspiring surgeons can benefit from the guidance and mentorship of seasoned professionals, regardless of geographic boundaries. The ability for magnification and 3D real-time capabilities of robotic surgical instruments, along with a greater variation of movement that humans are incapable of, open up new opportunities for the most risky surgeries to become both safer and more widely available.

While the successful surgery marks a major milestone, the medical community recognizes that further research and development are needed before remote surgery becomes a mainstream practice. Safety and reliability are among the critical concerns that must be addressed to ensure the well-being of patients and the success of remote surgical procedures. Even so, the future looks bright for both remote surgery and the possibilities of further technological advancement in the medical community.

⬣//Internet Addiction Crisis Troubles Experts

In our current era of quick technological advancement, especially when it comes to online spaces, internet addiction has been on the rise and thus dubbed the Internet Addiction Crisis. A convergence of cutting-edge innovations and widespread internet accessibility has resulted in a society that is grappling with the compulsive use of online virtual spaces.

The Internet Addiction Crisis has invaded every facet of our lives and has subsequently impacted individuals from all walks of society. From young children to seasoned professionals, the allure of virtual reality (VR) games has led to a growing dependency that both authorities and experts are working overtime to address.

Exponential growth of the internet and innovations in VR technology from companies like CyberConnect Corporation, among others, are being named as the cause of the massive surge in cases of internet addiction in recent years. With a myriad of online platforms offering immersive virtual experiences, social networking, and as a hub for entertainment, it's no wonder that people are finding it increasingly challenging to resist the siren's call of the digital realm.

This crisis has lead to experts to sound the alarm on the detrimental consequences of excessive internet use. Prolonged screen time and isolation from real-world interactions are affecting all aspects of people's lives, leading to physical health problems such as eye strain and disrupting lives through the dissolution of marriages and the loss of employment. As a result of these devastating consequences, local and federal governments are being urged to implement regulations to tackle this crisis. However, finding a balance between the benefits of the internet and its potential risks has proven to be a complex challenge. Some experts advocate for stricter regulation on internet usage and internet cafes, while others call for awareness campaigns and educational programs to inform individuals about the risks associated with being online an excessive amount.

Parents, educators, and employers are also encouraged to play an active role in curbing internet addiction. Implementing screen time limits, promoting offline activities, and fostering real-world connections are essential in helping society foster a healthier relationship with the internet.

⬣//The Surprising New Fad Taking the World by Storm

Move over cats and dogs — there's a new pet in town, and it's none other than the humble potato! In an unexpected twist, Pet Potatoes have become the latest fad captivating animal enthusiasts all across the globe. What started as a quirky internet trend has evolved into a full-blown phenomenon, with people from all corners of the globe adopting these starchy companions.

Pet Potatoes, as the name suggests, are potatoes that have been transformed into adorably endearing and customizable "pets." These little potato pals are easy to care for and provide a sense of freedom in terms of creativity as companions, leading to a surge in their popularity.

The trend originated on social media platforms, where users began sharing images and videos of their creatively decorated potatoes, complete with googly eyes, mini hats, and even small, handmade outfits. The quirky looks of these potatoes started a wave across the internet, leading to people from all walks of society adopting one as their own, which has inspired an entire community with popular groups popping up across all social media platforms. These groups have begun to host potato-themed events and meet-ups, and have also inspired many to share their own potato-inspired art projects.

It's impossible to know how long this trend will last as fads can fade within a day in this internet-heavy world, but the sense of community and belonging these silly pets have brought will surely last a lifetime.

⬣//Staff Notes

Do you have a story you want to share with our staff? Contact a journalist with your breaking news at worldnewsroundup.ccmail.com. We would love to hear from you!

World News Roundup receives partial funding from CyberConnect Corporation of Japan. Opinions expressed within these articles are not representative of the views of our organization.

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Quests

⬣//Quests

⬣//We Chop All Day and We Yeet All Night
_{Requester: Jack}

Frankly, you think it’s a shame people don’t appreciate trees as much as they should. To prove them wrong, a local lumberjack has crawled out of the woodwork to answer your prayers and help you spread the good word of trees to all of Fragment.

The lumberjack shares a thousand years of secrets and tricks with you that have been passed down from generation to generation, and by the time your chat is through, you’re confident you can prove to everyone why trees are not to be taken lightly.

_{Rewards: New Ability "Tree Hugger"}

You gain the ability to grow trees anywhere, even on top of buildings and environments totally not suited for plantlife. You can then uproot these trees with your bare hands and throw them at the enemy. It’s not easy to aim with a whole ass tree, but if you manage to strike your target, you’re guaranteed a critical hit and they’re guaranteed to suffer with allergies for the next week. You’ll also be given a lumberjack outfit of your very own. Beard not included.

⬣//For That Which We Crave
_{Requester: The Packing Man}

You wake with a start. What was that sound…? It sounded like a growl, deep and rumbling. You hear the sound again and realize it’s your stomach that’s bellowing so monstrously. You are hungry. So very, very hungry. With fork in hand, you make a beeline for the Chaos Gate and select a random set of keywords. It doesn’t matter which. All that matters is filling your empty belly.

You find yourself compelled to eat every monster you come across, and you do. You don’t know what feat of physicality allows you to shove a whole monster into your gullet and swallow it whole, but that sure is a thing you’re capable of now. With your hunger sated, you realize that you’ve now acquired the element of whatever monster you just ate. For better or worse, you’ll be back to your regular god-given element after one battle. Start the vore!

_{Rewards: New Ability "Start the Vore"}

You can eat any monster that is of a lower level than you. Phase monsters inedible. Seriously, do not put them in your mouth. You also gain an appropriately sized utensil for the job and a bib to keep your armor nice and clean.

⬣//Here, I Plant My Roots
_{Requester: Kaede}

An elegant young woman sits within Moon Tree’s @ home and tends to a withering Zelkova tree. She introduces herself as Kaede and explains that she’s traveled from a place unknown to care for what remains of the tree, but it seems its days are numbered. The tree stands bare, its leaves crumbling and falling onto the soil below.

“I don’t want to see Master Zelkova’s precious tree wither away,” she says mournfully. “No matter how much I water it, it refuses to drink. Please... offer some kind words to Master Zelkova. Through his precious tree, your prayers might yet reach him.”

_{Rewards: Zelkova’s Omikuji}

Keep this charm on your person to take a mortal blow in your place. This item breaks after one use and cannot be traded or enhanced. Limit one per player.

⬣//Rock My World
_{Requester: Cassandra}

You feel the earth lightly shake and tremble beneath your feet. What might be the root of the unusual vibrations...? A faceless woman in dark bridal veils approaches from the shadows and tells you a tale of a dark, spherical stone that can tell the future, but could her claims be true?

Following the trail of breadcrumbs she lays out for you will lead you to Δ Guttering Eternal Stonehenge, a deep chasm shrouded in darkness. Nothing you do will illuminate this space, and as you mine deeper into the dark hole, your HP slowly dwindles. If you’re lucky, you’ll manage to elude death and return to the surface with a special prize.

_{Rewards: The fabled Future Stone}

Give it a shake and see what lies in store for you. On any given day, the stone will give you two outcomes: “We’re so back” or “we’re so fucked”. The positive outcome will grant you good luck for the day while the negative outcome will do the opposite.

⬣//Hunt for the King Fish
_{Requester: Sky Fish Maestro}

You’ve heard tales in Naval Monte of a great scaled beast tormenting the peddlers who do their business along the bridge leading into the city. This creature is said to stand at eight stories tall with more eyes dotting its body than you can count.

In order to catch this terrifying beast, you’ll need at least five able-bodied fishermen on your side. This is not a quest for the antisocial or the faint of heart!

_{Rewards: The Great Beast skin}

This skin requires a minimum of two players to equip, and with each additional player, the beast grows longer. There is no upper limit to the number of people who can join in on the fun.

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